An Aphology

"No." Maria said firmly, her face suddenly deadpan. "I hate it. I hate that every memory I have of this place is just on event... I hate that even though I don't live here, don't even use it... I hate that I can't get rid of it...."

Aphelion waited for a moment before speaking, ''Before Beacon I always liived on the road. It's actually pretty nice. But... I grew to like beds. And drawers. And stuff like that in houses. So, um... Think I could have it? I'd use it on holidays or coming back from drinking... Cold water is enough for me to get by.''

"You want to use my house. For when you come back drunk. Most likely with some lady friend you picked up." Maria said, looking up at him and rolling her eyes. "Well I don't really use it so I guess, why not. Just not everyday or too often. And please, tryyyyyyyyyyy not to get stains all over this bed. You and I put enough on it in two days as is." She added, playfully elbowing him in the stomach.

"R-Really? Thanks Maria..." Aphelion smiled happily and moved his hand to tussle her hair, "Hey, I don't always get drunk and get a ladyfriend with me... and I mean, if we stained it so much, a few more can't hurt, right?"

"I knew it!" Maria said, elbowing him again and whipping at his hand with her ear. "You're just gonna use this place for sex! Geez Aph, you've got your hand on my lady bits and still you're thinking of banging someone else!" She yelled, laughing happily and whipping at his belly with her tail.

"Hey, not JUST for sex. I am genuinely interested in living here sometimes." Aphelion pouted, flicking her bear ear in retaliation. He shifted to place his foot on the compress in place of his hand and went down to calm her bear tail by massage, "Besides, bringing in ladies also includes you."

"Ow! Jerk." Maria yelped, pouting cutely at him, her tail getting out of his grasp and whipping at his more sensitive body parts. "You just reeeaaaally want to sleep with me, don't 'cha? Are my feminine wiles that... interesting?" She teased, squeezing her thighs on his foot before immediately spreading them again after a sharp stab of stinging pain.

"You don't even know." Aphelion kissed her pouting face before moving his hand down to retaliate against her bear tail, "I mean, I have a thing for faunus girls to start with, and you are... mature, playful and experienced. Smoking hot too, how can I not be wanting to screw you."

"Oh c'mon, Aph. If you want to put it in, just say so. You don't have to keep flirting with me just so you can sleep with me, dummy." She said, pushing his leg off the hot towel and giving it to him. "Do you mind?"

"I already said that I want you to bang me not vice versa. You are the best dominator." he giggled before taking the towel and putting it back in the hot water, swirling it and plopping back between her legs, "Besides, not until you private parts feel better."

As the towel hit her skin, Maria yelped, taking a few seconds to adjust before the pain died down. "Yeeeeaaaah... that might take a while." She said, pulling at the towel to keep it from directly touching the more painful parts. "You really did a number on me."

''Sorry. To compensate you can get really rough on me without using those parts if you want.'' he offered, starting to rub ger stomach.

"Aph, what part of ''stinging pain in my loins' don't you understand?" She asked, gently bopping him on the head. "Either you're being reeeaaaaal gentle with me or I'm gonna have to think of some other way to deal with you." She said, licking her lips at the second option.

''Up to you teddy bear. I won't say anything else.'' Aphelion said, moving his hand down to gently press the compress around the possibly painful areas in silence.

"Oh c'mon, the second you know that you can't stick it in me and you shut up? That's not fair, Aph." She said, rolling her eyes as she lay down, legs still spread a bit to allow the towel some room, as she pulled Aphelion to rest his head on her chest, mouth particularly close to a sensitive area. "C'mon don't make things awkward."

''Ehehe... You wanna talk with me? Don't know what about, I'm not tooo smart or interesting.'' Aphelion shrugged and side-hugged Maria, nuzzling her cutely.

"Well I was asking you to suck on my boobs but if you don't want that then," Maria said, rolling herself in a blanket to cover her indecency "I don't see any reason in keeping them out~"

''Hey, I won't be doing any lewd stuff to you now. I'll let you rest.'' Aphelion shrugged and rested against her calmly.

"Wow, so considerate." Maria said, putting his cheek to her wrapped chest, hugging his torso. "Very gentlemanly." She added, giggling lightly when she realized what she was saying, kissing the top of her head before adding. "Such like~"

''Why you talkin' so funny teddy bear.'' he asked, giggling and taking the blanket, spreading it to reveal her chest. He moved to sit on her lap, carefully to not irritate her hurting area and wrapped the blannket on his chest again.

"Cause I'm aaaaaaaaaaall tuckered out from all our fun stuff. Besides, I thought you like it when I tawk wike dis~" She said, putting on a cute face as she pulled on the blanket to press his chest closer to her's. "And y'know something? You. Make. The. Worst. Bra. Ever." She said, bucking her chest upwards to press it a bit more into Aphelion's when she spoke.

''Well, if I'm such a bad bra maybe I'll just leave.'' Aphelion huffed and unwrapped himself from her, stormming out of the bedroom.

"Oh c'mon, Aph!" Maria yelled after him, rolling her eyes as she draped the sheets over her shoulder, dropping the towel back into the water as she walked out the door after him. "You're not serious about that, right?"

Aphelion was waiting behind the door for the woman to follow. The moment she stepped out he hugged her tightly and pinned her against the wall, his head resting on her chest, "I may not be the best bra but I sure am enjoying that job." he chuckled.

"I knew it!" Maria yelped, giggling as she was trapped between a wall and a hard place. "You sneaky devil! Why am I not surprised you'd pull something like this! Really, if you enjoy them so much, you might wanna grow a pair some way. I'd kinda enjoy that too~" She teased, waiting for his... green mind to take its toll.

"Oh hush. I'd have to be pretty chubby to have a pair and I'd rather keep my perfect physique." Aphelion grinned and kissed Maria, fighting her tongue with his own for a bit, "You can pretend I'm a flat chested girl if you want, heh."

"I was talking about actual lady boobs so you'd still be pretty sexy~" She said, kissing back, nipping his tongue when it darted into her mouth. "A flat chested girl. Oh really? Well there's something brushing my leg that makes that kinda reeeeeeaaaaaally not believable~"